Me (Steve Serra) doing Stand-up comedy…HOORAY! - watch more funny videos Me doing Stand-up comedy.
RT @bazecraze: I have a love/hate relationship with duality.
I think Batman has amazing credit.
RT @SoDamnTrue: “Just kidding” is just an excuse to get out of something that actually wanted to be said.
RT @SoDamnTrue: Before speaking, listen. Before spending, earn. Before criticizing, wait. Before praying, forgive. Before quitting, try. :)
I’m bringing the word “sublime” back to everyday vocabulary.
I think I met the girl of my dreams. Beeee coool steve.
Devilllllllssss!!!!! Every win feels like a playoff win and me losing my virginity! #njdevils
Show 1030 tonight at broadway comedy club! 53rd between 8th and 9th! Dane cooks going to be there! (He’s not).
Portuguese teams in Europe today!!!! Let’s go!! BENFICA!!!!porto! An Braga!
RT @iamdiddy: One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching – Mooie
RT @pattonoswalt: 2 girls at my daughter’s playground just said they’re both strawberries who live in a magic pet store. #idiots
RT @rainnwilson: Charlie Sheen was the best thing that ever happened to Mel Gibson.
I applied 2 http://bit.ly/dJsTRF 2 be the #TigerBloodIntern bcuz I piss Tigerblood. When I go to a zoo, Tigers ask security for me to leave.
New Talent Showcase at Caroline’s on broadway 930!!! I’m going to make you laughh!!! Then ima drink your grape drank!
RT @SoDamnTrue: “Sorry” used to mean that you won’t do it again. Today it just means “I messed up but I might do it again”.
” Hey, I smelled you when you walked in.” #terriblepickuplines
R.I.P. John Belushi. 29 years ago today. The comedy world and everyone miss you. #SNL #Secondcity #bluesbrothers
RT @cringehumor: #allinwantincomedy is less ego and more hustle
High beams on my rear-view mirror makes me wanna go out of my car and act like a crazy person to the guy behind me. #justsayin
It’s not you, it’s me (translation: I wanna have sex with different people). #breakuptexts
RT @mrshanebennett: Not that @SteveSerra14 laughs at his own jokes. By the by, if ur in NYC check him out at all the comedy clubs. He’s …
You know what?? Charlie Sheen would be a cool uncle to have. #sheentastic
#iwasthekid who would see his parents walking into the house and hide just so he can surprise his parents.
This guy is god on skates
Ok. James Franco just forgot the name of Kings Speech. I was right, he’s baked off his ASS.
Getting compliments always makes me feel a little weird.
Need to shower. Smell like Charlie Sheen. #sheen
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Can’t sleep. The whole masterbating thing is a…ZZZ.
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Ooooooo boy!!!! My mouth is watering over this topic. I woke up with a chubby. That’s how excited I was about this blog today (Also, had to pee). I was even shoveling, whistling, birds were chirping, and even the mailman knew my name some how and screamed, ” Steve! Great form in shoveling!” and I said back, ” Thanks man! Great form ...